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NOTES: Today is March 31, 1997, Students return to classes today after last weeks spring break...There are only six more weeks of class until exams...Graduation is Sunday, May 18th...The Robinson-Whitesides Lectures are this week..."Passport to an International Exhibition," works by Clinton artist William P. Jacobs will be on display through the end of April ... If you have any notes or news you would like to report, please send information to peevy@erskine.edu or call the Erskine Public Relations Department at 864-379-8858.
Everyone knows what April 1st is, and Erskine College has prepared its own "April Fools Day Top 10 List" (just for fun, of course) ...
10. Howard Stern and Dennis Rodman to co-host Convo
9. Moffatt Dining Hall successfully clones Plaxco's Lemonade
8. Bill Lesesne's memoirs depict a kinder, gentler Erskine
7. Societies reprimanded for lack of noise
6. The Pantry slices prices
5. Lou & Perry's announces new fat-free menu
4. Groundbreaking set for Due West Marriott Marquis
3. Bill Junkin misspells "potatoe"
2. Dick Haldeman forgets who the referees were in the 1964 Little Four
Tournament
1. Lander students stomp Erskine in IQ test
Have a fun April Fool's Day!